Wednesday, April 6, 2011

No Shoes, No Service.

Once my buddy and I were going down one of the side streets near the Strip around 2am when suddenly this hobo came out of nowhere with a knife as big as my fucking forearm. He points it at both of us and I'm sure we're getting mugged so I reach for my wallet. Before I can get it, the dude just starts screaming at us and I can't understand a word he's saying but I see my buddy taking off his shoes. I look at him like, what the fuck you doing?

Buddy: "Your shoes dude! Your shoes!"

I don't argue and slip em off. These weren't nice shoes or nothin, just pretty regular sneakers. The guy with the knife then proceeds to try on both sets with us standing in an alley shoeless. He decides which one he likes or fits better or some shit. He yells something then runs away leaving one of the pairs (my buddy's) behind.

I was mugged for my shoes on a backstreet in vegas. Wtf?

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Be Careful where you hang Things.

My girlfriend at the time ended up hanging a bunch of her dresses on the sprinkler in the room, despite it saying "don't hang shit on this thing". Long story short, we came back to the room to have it literally FLOODING. So, not only were we out a room, our shit was all wet, and the vacation was generally ruined, we got saddled with a several thousand dollar bill to fix it.

Just don't tell anyone you borrowed it.

I overheard this conversation while I was walking across the catwalk from the Excalibur to the Tropicana. For those unfamiliar with this section of The Strip, New York New York hotel is directly across from the Excalibur. It has a bunch of goofy shit, rollercoasters, the hotel is shaped like a bunch of skyscrapers, and then a big copy of the Statue of Liberty.

Man: Oh my, the Statue of Liberty...
Woman: What about it?
Man: I'm just wondering how they got it here so fast.

The woman proceeds to just stare at him for a moment, not really following what he's saying.

Man: I'm wondering how they got it here so quickly. Do you think it's an exhibit or something? I just saw it a week ago when I was in New York.
Woman: You're joking, right?
Man: No! They do quick work. Although I remember it being bigger...

I couldn't contain my laughter as I walked by them. The man just stared at me like I was crazy but the woman had this look on her face like she was constipated.

Say Sorry to the Maid for Me.

This one time in Vegas i got so hammered off mushrooms, I puked in my hotel room. It was the best trip ever. XD

Not-So-Super Heroes

I watched Spider-Man and Yoda get in a fist fight while Han Solo played Saxophone. I just sat there watching for 10 minutes until the cops finally came. Fuckin weird.

Monday, April 4, 2011

What Happens in Vegas ... Stays on this Site

Hey...who are you? Where the hell am I? What the fuck is my shirt covered in?

Sound familiar? Alot of us, some more than others, have had crazy and exciting experiences in Las Vegas. While the city itself is fabulous, flaunting literally hundreds of shows, restaurants, shopping experiences, hotels and more, it is always the unexpected and strange that really catch our attention. Drunken debauchery is almost a given, being one of the only cities that openly sells alcohol by the 100oz, and yet so much more. Tales of big wins against the odds, celebrities from television and movies, insane hobos, sports events, idiot tourists, and so much more!

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